The DadBodCast

Episode 49: OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY

This pile of bile turns one year old TODAY with this episode! Thanks to all of you for listening week in and week out and for senidng us the scathing hate mail and reviews. We love what we do here for this little community of weird baby bois and bb gurlz.

On this week's episode, Chad gets his grill on, Cam gets Bean Boozled TM, and the boys talk about the origin of alternative names for "sex". Popular returning segments include Date With a DadBod, Band or Prono, and Hate Mail!

Write your own hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com and be a part of the next episode!

Happy One Year, DadBodies ;)

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Episode 48: Juice Land

SPOILER ALERT WARNING

Chad sprains his ankle and watches every episode of Game of Thrones, Cameron gets a free bidet, and the boys discuss dating downfalls in this ridiculous episode of The DadBodCast! Your favorite segments are back and better than ever as your favorite bb bois from Austin, TX and Nashville, TN Skype like long distance lovers and discuss the stuff that really matters.

Send in your hate mail, questions, topics of discussion, bidet response videos to hoyweave@gmail.com and be a part of the next episode! (SERIOUSLY JUST DO IT OH MY GOSH HOW HARD IS THAT?)

Thanks again to the lovely people at Bio Bidet! Be sure to follow them on Twitter @BioBidet and visit their website www.biobidet.com to find out how YOU can take the next step to a cleaner butt.

As always we here at The DadBodCast would like to thank you for listening to this hot garbage.

XoXo

 

 

Oh yeah, there were some GoT spoilers in here, sorry.

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Episode 47: Furburgers

The Boyz are back in the saddle once more! This time around no alcohol was involved but the boys still have plenty of fun telling you about moving to Texas, going on dates, and discovering the true meaning of Furburgers.

SEND US some DAMN HaTe mAiL to hoyweave@gmail.com or we will go on strike.

Don't tempt us.

 

...still love you, though, damnit. We really do.

 

XoxOxOXoX

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Episode 46: The Sloppiest Episode Ever.

We almost didn't even release this episode.

After two hours of editing, we decided we needed to release this just so we didn't have to skip another week. Chad visited Cameron in Nashville on his way to Texas. Austin and Miranda, Cameron's brother and sister-in-law, joined the festivities and that made things weird for sure.

Chad met a porn star director, Cam went on a boring date, and the boys take forty minutes reading ONE piece of hate mail. You've been warned: this is seriously the worst episode ever. We are so, so sorry.

Send us your hate mail about this episode to hoyweave@gmail.com 

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Episode 45: We’re Back! A DadBod’s Story

WE'RE BACK (A Dinosaur's Story)!!!!

On this week's episode of The DadBodCast Chad is a groomsman in L.A., Cam gets surprised by Rihanna, and the boys didn't react to any hate mail because YOU DIDN'T SEND US ANY!! IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS! HOW DID WE NOT HAVE ANY HATE MAIL TO COME BACK TO???? SHEESH!!!!!!

 

You BETTER send us hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com for next week's episode.

 

... we still love you, though.

 

-The Boiz

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Episode 44: Shrimpin’ Lobster Sauce

This week on The DadBodast Chad and Cam talk about donuts, Chad encounters a thirty year-old man on mushrooms, and Cam watches a grown ass woman eat shit.

WARNING - DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GOOGLE SEARCH THE THINGS THAT YOU WERE TOLD TO GOOGLE SEARCH IN THIS EPISODE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SCARRED FOR maybe a week I'm sure you've seen worse. The world is terrible, bleak, and sinful in nature. Remember in sixth grade when your friend told you not to Google blue waffle so you Googled blue waffle and then you cried? No? Just me? ...oh

Send us your hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com and be a part of the next episode!

Less than three xo

 

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Episode 43: Big, Fat, White, Sore Thumb

This week on The DadBodCast Chad spends time with families and friends before moving to Texas, Cameron holds a douchebag's beer, and the boys flirt with each other and make everyone really uncomfortable..

Chad plays another round of the internet's favorite weekly gameshow, Band or Porno, and the boys get roasted by FIVE pieces of hate mail!

Send us YOUR hate mail to hoyweave@gmail and be a part of the show!

HUGS and KISSES ya dicks! (And vaginas) ;)

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Episode 42: DTR - Down to Ruck feat. Jordan Kenyon

In this special episode of The DadBodCast our buddy Jordan Kenyon stops by to talk about dates, trying to fit into golf carts, men's bathroom etiquette, and stray cuts strutting their stuff.

This is also the episode that almost made Chad quit the P'cast altogether and Cameron would like to take a quick second to apologize once again for his behavior to his gloriously patient co-host and BFF, ya boi Chad Hoy. (Love you buddy, sry)

Chad and special guest Jordan face off in another round of Band or Porno and the boys read YOUR hate mail submitted to the email: hoyweave@gmail.com. Send in your hate mail and be a part of the next episode!

As always, we really freakin' love you all.

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Episode 41: Frosty the Boneman

THIS WEEK THE BOYS WERE DRUNK so THERE'S THAT

Cam and Chad both go on dates, Chad yells at Cameron, and Cameron tries to open a beer bottle with his teeth and it doesn't go well!

Another game of Band or Porno is played and there is more hate mail for the boys to get roasted by.

Send us your hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com and be a part of the next episode!

LOVE YOU to the moon and back

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Bonus Episode: Movie Review - Guns (1990)

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This is the special one-off bonus episode/bastard child of the boys who bring you The DadBodCast. We reviewed Guns, a film made in 1990 by a man named Andy Sidaris. There were a lot of boobs, bad audio choices, oil, porn music, and of course GUNS. The boys try to unpack what they watched and do a poor job.

 

 Be sure to visit the rest of the podcasts in the Podratic Equation Network who do WAAAAAAAY better movie reviews every week! As always, thanks for listening. We love you ;)

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Leel Gassy Boy

Hey Dadboddies and Momboddies and Everybodies! Do you love The DadBodCast? No? That's okay! In this clip, we eliminate all of the bad parts of our dumb show, which leaves us with just about 60 seconds of belching and giggles. Enjoy this disgusting piece of art that I want to be remembered by when I die. - Cam <3

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Episode 40: Throwing Temper Tantrums in the Grocery Store

This week on The DadBodCast Chad talks to an undercover cop, Cam eats a lot of brunch, and the boys talk about dates, video games, as well as the elephant in the room: alcoholism.

Stick around for another round of Band or Porno, listen to the boys being best friends, and hear some fan submitted hate mail where Chad gets CALLED OUT! It's all on the 40th episode of everybody's favorite podcast ;)

Send the boys your hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com

And remember to tune in for a special bonus episode on Wednesday, June 28th, as part of The Podratic Equation's Andy Sidaris podcrawl!

 

x0Xo ~~~~~~

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Episode 39: The Little Spermaid

On this week's episode of The DadBodCast Chad gets into some hot beef, Cam creates the stupidest new segment since "Just the Tip with Terrence", and both of the boys try to step up their dating games.

Come for the Band or Porno segment and stay for some incredibly scathing hate mail in this extra long episode! Send in YOUR hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com

Ok, that's it!

 

 

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Y-you can go now.

 

 

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Seriously, this is all I'm gonna put here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Launch code: Xx69420xX

 

 

k thx bye

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Episode 38: A Bad Case of the Collywobbles

In this week's episode of The DadBodCast Chad gets drunk during Pride Weekend, Cam gets the flu, and the boys hit on each other the whole time and it gets a little weird in spots. It's a good time!

Join the boys for another round of Band or Porno and stay for the reading of FIVE PIECES OF HATE MAIL!!!!! (It's brutal!)

Send us YOUR hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com and be a part of the show!

 

Stay Daddy AF ;*

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Episode 37: Airtight Granny

In this week's episode of The DadBodCast things go back to "normal" as the boys take to Urban Dictionary to learn new words, Chad breaks his toe, and Cam gets possessed. The boys play another round of everybody's favorite game, Band or Porno, and read THREE submitted letters of Hate Mail!

Send your hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com to be a part of the show!

 

*rawr* xD

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Episode 36: Tribbing With the Boys feat. Chynna Fry

We jumped the shark.

This week's episode was a train wreck for the most part. BUT our good friend Chynna Fry stops in about fifteen minutes in and talks to us about her starring role in a web series called Chynna, California and to play Band or Porno with Chad! Once we hang up the Skype call, more chaos ensues as Chad and Cam sweat together in the same room, Chad plays with his new fidget spinner, and Cam struggles with confidence.

 

Send us your hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com and be a part of the show!

 

Watch Chynna, California on VIMEO

https://vimeo.com/andrewgrahammartin

 

Follow the DadBod Boys on Social Media

Chad: @chadhoy

Cam: @LavenousCAM

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Episode 35: Exploding Boy

Beastiality, poop, and Chance The Rapper

That's what you can expect to hear about in this HILARIOUS episode of The DadBodCast! Cam returns from vacation to bring you this late episode and wanted to say sorry to all of you faithful listeners. Episode 36 will be uploaded at the regular time: Monday, May 29th.

Send us your hate mail, pony puns, scary bathroom stories to hoyweave@gmail.com to be a part of the show!

Find the boys online

 

Chad

Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat: @chadhoy

Cam

Instagram, Snapchat: @LavenousCAM

Twitter: @LavenousCAM2

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Episode 34: Moon Splooge

The boys are drunk this week. Both of the boys. Two Drunk Boys, CBS Thursdays. Cam talks about how he got peed on and how he met Paramore. Chad talks about icy b-holes and tries his best at Band or Porno. The boys read ONE HaTe mAIl THAT'S IT! ONLY ONE???

 

Send us YOUR hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com. Please. It's what makes this show decent.

 

Oh, also, take a shot everytime we say "cum" in this one.

 

XoXo

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Episode 33: Sad Boy Bad Boy Pee

The DadBodCast is back again with a HILARIOUS EPISODE aaaaallll about: open mouth kissing your dad, yelling at your roommates, Toy Story 2 quotes, and much much more.

The boys play another round of Porno or Band name and read your hate mail submitted to hoyweave@gmail.com

So sit back, relax, and enjoy episode 33 of The DadBodCast.

 

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Episode 32: Drinking Beers With Jesus

This week on The DadBodCast Chad almost gets kicked out of a bar, Cameron spills an expensive beer, and the boys get roasted like little pigs during the weekly hate mail segment. Also, enjoy another round of Porno or Band Name, a segment that continues to kick Chad's ass.

Send us your unsober thoughts, senior quote rough drafts, graduation cap size, and hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com and be a part of next week's show!

As always, thank you for listening #babyboys and #babygirls

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Episode 31: Chocolate Starfish

On this week's episode of The DadBodCast Chad talks about his EP and his savage confrontation with PTG, Cam ate way too much food and listened to the High School Musical Soundtrack, the boys play Porno or Band Name and read some very personal hate mail from the OG hate mailers.

Thank you so much for tuning in to our show! If you'd like to have more fun with The DadBodCast throughout the week you can find us over on Twitter: @The_DadBodcast

Send us your hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com and be a part of the show!

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Episode 30: Spankenstein

Hey guys! What's up? This week on The DadBodCast Chad sings it out, Cam drinks an entire bottle of wine, the boys read your hate mail and play another round of everyone's favorite trivia game, Porno or Band Name. The boys also discuss dating a lot as both of them opted out of dates over the weekend. 

Send us your favorite pumpkin pie recipes, baby hair, and hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com 

As always we love you #babyboys and #babygirls and we hope you enjoy this episode.

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Episode 29: AOL Instant Messenger

In this episode of The DadBodCast Chad almost gets groped by Slenderman at 4am, Cameron gets high on NyQuil, and the boys read some hate mail (BLESS UP THANK YOU FINALLY SOME MORE HATE MAIL)

Send us your hate mail/topics/prom pictures to hoyweave@gmail.com and be a part of the show!

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Episode 28 - Part II: She Literally Eats Dicks

In Part Two of Episode 28 of The DadBodCast Chad, Cam, and Jordan play a game called Red Flags, burp some more, get more drunk, and ask the real questions like WHY WASN'T THERE MORE HATE MAIl, HUH???? WE MADE THIS FOR YOU

 

Send us your hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com. We love you, we aren't mad, just disappointed and a little mad. But it's okay.

Also, if you liked Red Flags, be sure to let us know! We may play it again sometime. Love youuuuu

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Episode 28 - Part I: Only 90’s Kids Have Kinks feat. Jordan Kenyon

This week the boys have a special TWO PART episode with SPECIAL GUEST Jordan Kenyon back from Episode 10! There are lots of burps, giggles, and questionable subjects so let's just dive right in, huh???

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Episode 27: Blue Ballin’

Get it? GET IT??

In this week's episode Cam lies about a whole bunch of stuff, Chad gets left hangin' (HA), and the boys don't read any hate mail because theY DIDN'T GET ANY THIS WEEK, YOU SLACKERS! EVEN IF THAT ONE GUY WOULD SAY WE SHOULDN'T YELL AT OUR AUDIENCE HERE WE ARE!

Sorry, I kind of lost it there for a minute. You know we love you, right? Come here. Come here, shhh it's okay, we're sorry.

Please (PLEASE FFS) send us your best hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com so we can actually have decent content. 

XoXo #Dadboddies

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Episode 26: 12 Angry Gay Men

In this week's episode Chad almost dies, Cameron drinks a couple Beermosas, the boys play another arousing round of Porno or Band Name, and a ghost of Podcast's Past returns for another segment of Date With a DadBod.

To submit your own hate mail to be read on the show you can email the boys at hoyweave@gmail.com 

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Episode 25: Jimmy the Friendly Beach Ghost

Thank you for choosing to waste 70 minutes of your fleeting lifespan with us here on The DadBodCast! In today's episode Chad spins a tale of a drunken week, getting down and dirty on the dancefloor, and almost peeing on someone. Then the boys read hate mail and have a good laugh about how horrible they are at podcasting, as mentioned by Twitter all-star, @houseofwachs.

If you'd like to really stick it to us you can do so by emailing hoyweave@gmail.com and be a part of the next episode!

Thank you for your love and hate, #babypeoples

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Episode 24: One Pump Chump

In this episode of the HILARIOUS and WHACKY and HOMOEROTIC DadBodCast, Cam is still sick in a bad way, Chad is still sick in a kewl way, and a very special guest stops by for the first installment of a new advice segment called "Just the Tip With Terrence"!

Send us your hate mail, questions for Terrence, photographic evidence of the existence of aliens/smegma to hoyweave@gmail.com

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Episode 23: Hot Boy Sweat

:SPOILER ALERT:

This episode is (HOPEFULLY) the end of the PTG Saga. Chad explains it all, Cameron has another fever, and the baby boys discuss roller skating as children and adults in this exciting new episode of the DadBodCast.

Send your hate mail to hoyweave@gmail.com and be a part of the next show!

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